1 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,420 Good morning, everybody. 2 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:00,000 My name is John Griffith. 3 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,700 I'm your literary professor. 4 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,420 You can call me sir, Mr. Griffith, whatever you prefer. 5 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,900 How about John? 6 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,100 No. 7 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,000 No, you may not call me John. 8 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,380 Then why not? 9 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,620 What's your name, miss? 10 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:26,920 Melissa. 11 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:38,670 Henry Miller. 12 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,610 Why? 13 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:50,590 He had a really interesting life. 14 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,370 Go on. 15 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:57,710 Well, I mean, he was an American in Paris. He didn't have much money, hardly 16 00:03:57,710 --> 00:04:03,930 dime. He had a couple of jobs to pay for his food, but all he really did was 17 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:05,170 write books and have sex. 18 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:08,230 Continue. 19 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:13,850 I mean, he was so easygoing. Did you know that he actually shared his 20 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:14,850 with his friends? 21 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:25,030 You like this idea? 22 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:26,470 Yeah. 23 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,830 Great. I mean, he was being a really good friend. 24 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:33,570 He slept with many prostitutes. 25 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:36,760 So? It is the world's oldest profession. 26 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:43,500 Now, you're a real feminist, Miss Foster. Absolutely. I mean, the girls 27 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,820 doing it because they wanted to. 28 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,080 Anybody else read Henry Miller's work? 29 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,320 Would anybody like to read Henry Miller's work? 30 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:56,860 For 31 00:04:56,860 --> 00:05:04,320 tomorrow. 32 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:07,230 just 20 through 40 taming of the truth. 33 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,030 Have a nice day. 34 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,630 Have you read The Tropic of Cancer? 35 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:26,110 Yeah. What did you think about it? 36 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,290 Is that a professional or a personal question? 37 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,670 Definitely personal. 38 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,720 I don't think that I have time for that right now. 39 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,680 Well, what are you doing later on? 40 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,540 Well, listen, I'm your professor. 41 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,120 I just want to talk about the book. 42 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,140 Why don't you come over to my house? 43 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,340 Couldn't we meet somewhere public? 44 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:55,460 Well, if you're worried about anybody finding out, I assure you, my place is 45 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,480 much more private. 46 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:17,190 Well, you could have at least asked me before you invited him over. 47 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,290 Don't you find him attractive? 48 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:23,110 His eyes, they just make me melt. 49 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:25,190 Oh, yeah? 50 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:27,070 Like this? 51 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:29,570 Oh, 52 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,490 Prince Charming has arrived. 53 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,810 Professor Griffith? 54 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,100 I'm sorry, I, uh... Thank you. 55 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,320 You know Christina? 56 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,440 Yeah. Yeah. How are you? 57 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,240 Well, 58 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,100 thanks, Christina. Have a good night. 59 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,560 You too. 60 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Enjoy your evening. 61 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:09,300 To Henry 62 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,160 Miller. To Henry Miller. 63 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:15,960 I like the way you dress. 64 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:17,380 Thank you. 65 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,920 Have you read Nin's letters? 66 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,020 Come on. 67 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:23,620 You didn't come here to talk. 68 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,900 Don't you want to fuck me? 69 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:29,100 I think I should go. 70 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,580 No, no. I want to kiss you all over. 71 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,720 You're my student and I have rules. 72 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:37,220 Rules are made to be broken. 73 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:44,479 Thank you, Mr. 74 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,480 Griffith. 75 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,160 You don't have a boyfriend? 76 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,400 We broke up. 77 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,740 How come? 78 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,160 I was sleeping with his best friend. 79 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,840 Why? Oh, God, he was great in bed. 80 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:05,400 I have a very strong sexual appetite. 81 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,100 I like men. 82 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,760 And women. 83 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:16,990 Okay, so we have a double date for tonight. 84 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,250 I told you, I'm not interested. 85 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:20,950 How are you going to pay your tuition? 86 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,750 I'll get a job. 87 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:26,370 Come on, having sex is more fun. It's a thousand bucks for one night. 88 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,710 Christina, I'm not a call girl. 89 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,710 All right, I'll get another solution. 90 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,560 How could you do this? 91 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:52,120 Mr. Auckland, I'm sorry. John, I warned you. 92 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,260 We do not tolerate relationships of this kind at this university, not between 93 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,120 teachers and students. It's a rule. 94 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,220 I'm sorry. 95 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:02,960 Sorry doesn't cut it. 96 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,420 I'm suspending you until further notice, and you can tell Melissa that she's 97 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:09,420 suspended as well. 98 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,780 Board of Regents is meeting on Wednesday to come to their final decision. 99 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,480 I'll be in touch. 100 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,760 You okay? 101 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,040 Everyone keeps calling. 102 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,420 Parents, teachers, students. 103 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,820 No one can believe I slept with a teacher. 104 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:35,940 Well, at least you're very photogenic and he's really well endowed. 105 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:37,880 Looked like you were enjoying it. 106 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,880 I got suspended for two weeks. 107 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,740 So you can come on my date tonight. 108 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,090 I already told you I'm not going. 109 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,250 Oh, come on. 110 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,110 Everybody hates you right now but me. 111 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:54,090 So you might as well do me this one little favor. 112 00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:55,810 And they're really nice guys. 113 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,370 So we get laid and we get paid. 114 00:12:58,610 --> 00:12:59,610 What more do you want in life? 115 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:14,060 Greg and Elvis too. 116 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,120 Oh, oh, 117 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 oh, oh. How about Greg? 118 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200 Urban? 119 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,320 Absolutely. 120 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,500 Hey. 121 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,380 Are you upset with me? 122 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,720 No, I'm okay. 123 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,880 You should burn in hell. 124 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,700 You should be expelled from the campus. 125 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:27,700 Last night, I had sex with my roommate, Melissa. 126 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:34,440 She worked for my escort service, and I sent her on a call. 127 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,380 They fucked for three hours. 128 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:43,840 And when she got home, it was my turn. 129 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,680 Sounds like you had fun. 130 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,460 Don't you ever knock? 131 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:50,820 No. 132 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,510 You should take a look. 133 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:54,970 They're good. 134 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:12,270 Hey, I told you I don't like meth. 135 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,090 Well, that might change your mind. 136 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:15,530 Oh, yeah? 137 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,120 I don't think so. 138 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,700 Oh, touche. 139 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,560 What have you got? 140 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,000 Oh, I need you to choose some slides from those. 141 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,040 What's on the other one? 142 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,520 Oh, that one was me and Melissa. 143 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,160 Wow, you don't stop, do you? 144 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,920 You know, I just want to have sex with you and then die after. 145 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,840 Yeah, well, that's never going to happen, but you can move straight ahead 146 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,840 second part. 147 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,740 How many slides do you want? 148 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,860 Fifty of each. 149 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,900 The evening started at the restaurant with Ross and Michael. 150 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,600 Melissa looked so sexy. 151 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,280 I wanted her right there in the limo. 152 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,820 But we had dinner reservations, so I had to wait. 153 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,280 Why do you keep doing this? 154 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,140 Because it pays my tuition and I like it. 155 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,840 Does Melissa know she's in your videos? 156 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,980 Oh, no, and she can never find out either because she would kill me. 157 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,820 How's it going with her teacher? 158 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,520 I don't know. I have no idea. 159 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,300 You're a good teacher, John. 160 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,360 But this is a highly respected university, and I cannot tolerate 161 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,159 this kind. 162 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,600 We are both adults. 163 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,860 Yeah, and what if you had to correct your thesis? 164 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:48,000 Would you give her an A -plus because she's your lover? 165 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,080 I'm a good professor. 166 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,920 I don't let my personal life interfere with my work. Really? 167 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,600 Well, that's exactly what you did. Mr. Auckland, I don't want to hear it. 168 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,420 I thought you got kicked out. 169 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,480 I just didn't feel like hanging out at home. 170 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,080 Want to swing by my tab? 171 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,040 I'm waiting for my boyfriend. 172 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,540 Who's that? Mr. Griffith? The guy you popped last time? 173 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,620 Hey, hey, I just talked to Christina is all. 174 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880 Oh, what did she say? 175 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:19,660 She told me everything. 176 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,160 Fuck off. 177 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:22,720 You shouldn't talk to me like that. 178 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400 You get a problem? 179 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,040 Back off. 180 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,480 Take a walk. 181 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,200 How are you? 182 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,300 I'm okay. 183 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:34,860 But who the hell set us up? 184 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,120 Wish I knew. 185 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,140 If I find out, I want us to get out of here. 186 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:52,340 There's more. 187 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:00,340 72 Burgundy? 188 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,600 Mm, that's fine. 189 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:17,230 Hello? John, Mr. Rockland here. 190 00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:19,410 The board came to a decision this morning. 191 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:22,490 You're fired for breaking your contract. 192 00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:24,050 I see. 193 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,530 What's the matter? 194 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,030 You just got fired. 195 00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:32,590 Sorry, honey. 196 00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:35,710 Let's go to... Paris, like Henry Miller. 197 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:39,350 You can teach English to the French students. 198 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:42,670 They'll learn French literature. 199 00:23:43,730 --> 00:23:44,850 We'll write a book. 200 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:48,210 Paris, huh? 201 00:23:48,790 --> 00:23:50,670 What the hell? 202 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,400 You're such a good teacher. 203 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,440 Should have did this in my classroom. 204 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,100 If you go back to work, then you can. 205 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:41,840 What? What was it? 206 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:51,360 What is this about? 207 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,760 What the hell is this? 208 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,860 I swear, Don, I do not know anything about this. 209 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,540 You know the scandal that this is going to be? 210 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,660 You've already lost your job because we slept together. 211 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,480 Yeah, I could appeal that. 212 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,980 If anyone finds out about this website, it's going to be a nightmare. 213 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,700 And the university? 214 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:15,140 Oh, fuck the university. 215 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:19,840 I think we need to pay a little chat to your girlfriend. 216 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,680 Come on. 217 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:25,480 Right now I'm touching myself all over. 218 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,320 I'm just correcting my breath. 219 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,800 And I'm sliding my finger in my mouth. 220 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,860 Circling my breath. 221 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,360 Don't you want me to touch you? 222 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,620 Oh my, 223 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,140 you are a big boy. 224 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,960 I think I'm going to open your fly and slide my hand in there. 225 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,980 I was waiting for you to ask. 226 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:07,700 Okay, right now I'm leaning over you and I'm going to run my tongue all over 227 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:10,220 you. Oh, you taste good. 228 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:11,980 Where's your right hand? 229 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,320 In my panties. 230 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:24,040 Oh, you excite me so much. Oh, I love it. 231 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,000 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 232 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,180 Oh, yeah. That feels good. 233 00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:42,080 Can you feel it? 234 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,780 Yeah, I can feel it. This is so good. 235 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:47,860 Talk to me. 236 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:49,400 Talk to me, Christina. 237 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,280 Oh, God, it's coming. 238 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,640 Oh, yeah. 239 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,780 Oh, yeah, I'm right there with you, baby. 240 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,040 I'm right there with you. I'm coming, too. 241 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,040 I said just a second. 242 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,660 You don't have to turn off your computer. 243 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920 We've seen the pictures. 244 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,560 I really need the money for my tuition, and I was reading all about the Internet 245 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,400 and about how 90 % of the websites that make any money are sex -related. 246 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:28,200 So I created a website called Christina and Friends about my sex life. 247 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,580 And I videotaped my sexual encounter. 248 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:38,380 You know, like one with Michael and... Oh, and when you left with Rolf... I had 249 00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:40,420 David plant mini cameras in the limo. 250 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,480 David? 251 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,040 Oh, he works for me. He runs the cameras and scans the pictures. He gets off on 252 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,360 it. Who's Rolf? 253 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,720 Nobody. 254 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:52,300 Oh, I had a little double date arranged for a couple of guys. 255 00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:53,980 She went with Rolf. 256 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400 When was this? 257 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600 Three days ago. 258 00:29:57,660 --> 00:29:58,920 You slept with another guy? 259 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,980 Turn on the computer. I want to see. It's no big deal, John. 260 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,520 Look, I'm really sorry, you guys. I know you're my friend, and I really betrayed 261 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,100 you. Just stop with the apology bullshit. 262 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,680 You screwed me over. 263 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,840 Now the whole world can see me with Rolf and John and you. 264 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,660 Okay, so... Do you want to sleep with both of us at the same time? 265 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,820 What? No way. 266 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:28,240 I said, do you want to sleep with both of us at the same time? 267 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,640 You're incredible. 268 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,740 Oh, so is that a yes? 269 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:37,430 I lose my job this morning because we slept together. 270 00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:41,150 And now I find out that I'm an actor in your friend's adult website. 271 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:43,870 My life is going down the drain. 272 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:46,570 And you guys want me to have fun on the way down? 273 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:49,910 Can we film it? 274 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,950 Hello? 275 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,120 What are we going to do now? 276 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,840 Do something against partners and expanding your business? 277 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,199 Look, if we introduce girls to business people, people who have companies who 278 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:25,120 know a lot of information, we can make a lot of money. 279 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,320 Go on. 280 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,480 Information is valuable. 281 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,460 Information can be sore. 282 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,520 So you want to blackmail them? 283 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,260 No, no, no. We want to take what we know and sell it to the competitors. 284 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:43,310 Okay, sounds good. 285 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:46,830 Sounds good. But if I have to sleep with the guys, you have to sleep with the 286 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:47,788 girl. 287 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:48,969 Don't have a job anyway, right? 288 00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:51,010 Do you really want to do that, John? 289 00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:52,889 Yeah. 290 00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:54,650 Yeah, this could be fun and profitable. 291 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:58,330 Okay, so I guess I'll make some calls and then we're in business. 292 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:00,310 Should we shake on it? 293 00:35:01,590 --> 00:35:02,590 Let's kick. 294 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,220 Just a kiss, David. Don't get too excited. 295 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,460 I put ads in all the free papers and the Herald Tribune. I know. We already have 296 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:35,380 a message on the machine. There's a booking for John. 297 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,120 Bitchin'. 298 00:35:52,690 --> 00:35:53,690 Hi. 299 00:35:54,330 --> 00:35:56,010 I'm a friend of Christina's. 300 00:35:57,870 --> 00:35:58,870 I know. 301 00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:00,830 I saw you on her website. 302 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:06,410 Champagne. Yeah, okay. 303 00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:10,270 So what do you do? 304 00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:15,850 I'm a banker. 305 00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:17,730 Mergers and acquisitions. 306 00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:21,210 I'm here in L .A. to acquire an entertainment conglomerate. 307 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,960 Sounds interesting. 308 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:28,600 Oh, it is so interesting. I mean, counting pages and pages of documents 309 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,020 business plans and looking through zillions of numbers and then more 310 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,880 then more numbers and more numbers. It's okay. 311 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,940 Let's talk about something else. 312 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,480 What do you do? 313 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:46,500 I dine with beautiful women. 314 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,020 I'll drink to that. 315 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:01,880 Sometimes more. 316 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,740 So what would you like for dessert? 317 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:09,540 You. 318 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,480 That's sweet. 319 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,000 It's my first time. 320 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,500 I mean, this job. 321 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,340 Don't be afraid. 322 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,280 I can be very nice. 323 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,820 Would you like to... 324 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,720 Didn't bring my swimsuit. 325 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,100 Neither did I. 326 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,840 something. 327 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,040 Laugh on me there, George and Clive. 328 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,900 Maybe I wasn't in the loo. 329 00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:57,490 Right for me. 330 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:06,900 Brave ghost Father, I am a holy ghost 331 00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:31,950 I think I'm going to go take a nap. 332 00:41:32,570 --> 00:41:33,570 Are you coming? 333 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:36,050 I'll be there in a minute. 334 00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:39,230 Okay. Don't be long. 335 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:19,670 How did he go? 336 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:22,790 Watch the video. 337 00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:34,230 Can you narrate this for us? 338 00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:36,370 Sure, I can narrate. 339 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,430 What do you want for dessert, she asked. 340 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,270 You, I answered. 341 00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:45,290 Anything else? 342 00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:47,730 No, that would be perfect, I said. 343 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:51,050 I was so horny for her. 344 00:42:51,390 --> 00:42:55,830 She wrapped her legs around me and we made love like crazy animals. 345 00:42:56,650 --> 00:43:01,310 Her nipples... Her nipples tasted like... Pete's. 346 00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:03,810 Pete's, huh? 347 00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:09,570 Did you learn anything interesting? 348 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,930 She's going to acquire 15th Century Entertainment. 349 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:16,450 It's a media company. They're listed on the NASDAQ. 350 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,680 We should buy up a nice amount of their stock. 351 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:23,540 You know, I bet a lot of companies would be really interested to know about 352 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,540 that. 353 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,240 Yeah, first we should buy up some shares of 15th Century. 354 00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:34,800 One month later, we made $50 ,000 each when Donna bought 15th Century 355 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,800 Entertainment. 356 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,500 We were in business. 357 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:40,800 Christina's website was getting better and better. 358 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:43,240 I met many interesting guys. 359 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,440 and filmed each one of them under every angle. 360 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,160 One evening, I received a weird phone call. 361 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:55,140 Hello? 362 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,060 Hi, I'd like to talk to Melissa. 363 00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:58,620 This is Melissa. 364 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,420 I heard about your service. 365 00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:02,600 I'd like to have you over for dinner tomorrow night. 366 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,380 Hey. 367 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,900 Guess where I'm going. 368 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,540 Melissa, I presume. 369 00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:33,320 I'm Dan Silverman, Donna's husband. 370 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,780 My wife used your service. 371 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,520 I don't understand. 372 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,360 She was in Los Angeles a month ago, a banker. 373 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,200 Your friend slept with my wife and then uploaded the photos to the Internet? 374 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:43,720 Oh, my God. 375 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,380 What are you going to do to me? 376 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,680 Nothing. Nothing. Don't be afraid. 377 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,120 I swear I didn't know. 378 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:52,720 Of course you knew. I hired a private detective. 379 00:44:53,780 --> 00:44:55,060 You're Melissa Foster. 380 00:44:56,060 --> 00:45:00,000 You've been sleeping with your teacher, John Griffith, for three months now. He 381 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,580 was fired from the school for some sort of scandal. 382 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:06,580 Your roommate runs a website called Christina and her friends. 383 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:10,800 Mr. Griffith slept with my wife, and then you all bought shares of 15th 384 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,020 Entertainment and got richer when she purchased the company. 385 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,140 Did I forget anything? 386 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,100 You look surprised. 387 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,680 You just know so much. That's my business. 388 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,320 I'm in the information business. 389 00:45:25,950 --> 00:45:27,070 Try to know everything about everything. 390 00:45:27,730 --> 00:45:28,750 What about your wife? 391 00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:33,090 She doesn't know about your Wall Street act. 392 00:45:33,770 --> 00:45:35,170 She doesn't even know she's on the web. 393 00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,230 We're a very modern couple. 394 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:40,170 I spend a lot of time on the Internet. 395 00:45:40,990 --> 00:45:41,990 That's how I found you. 396 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:44,310 Why me? 397 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:49,670 I've been a member of Christina's website for at least a year now. 398 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:52,630 It's a very good erotic site. I'd love to invest in your company. 399 00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:55,420 Oh. So that's why you brought me here. 400 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,040 Of course not. 401 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:02,220 I have seen a lot of pictures of you, and I've got to say, you look even 402 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:03,220 in real life. 403 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:04,720 Well, thank you. 404 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:07,340 Are you going to call the cops? 405 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,160 Why would I do that? 406 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:13,820 Well, because of the website and your wife. 407 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,280 I want to make love with you. 408 00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:22,480 So you're not going to call the cops? 409 00:46:23,850 --> 00:46:25,290 Take your clothes off, please. 410 00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:28,070 Are we gonna have a drink first? 411 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:58,900 Very nice. 412 00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,920 Thank you. 413 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,120 Are you sure your wife won't mind? 414 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,280 My wife won't mind. 415 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,070 Oh. 416 00:50:17,610 --> 00:50:18,670 Well, that was fun. 417 00:50:19,790 --> 00:50:21,450 Too bad it won't be on the web. 418 00:50:22,070 --> 00:50:25,930 No, I actually filmed it for my personal collection. 419 00:50:27,410 --> 00:50:29,790 You have a camera behind that mirror? 420 00:50:30,150 --> 00:50:31,150 Uh -huh. 421 00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:32,490 I like to watch. 422 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,130 Well, how? 423 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,470 He was John's husband. 424 00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:05,070 You remember John Spanker. 425 00:51:05,790 --> 00:51:09,690 Did you film it? Are you kidding? He knew me from the website. He's one of 426 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:10,690 subscribers. 427 00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:12,670 He filmed us. 428 00:51:12,930 --> 00:51:14,730 He always films the sexual encounters. 429 00:51:15,150 --> 00:51:16,510 Did he give you a tape? 430 00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:18,290 I helped myself. 431 00:51:24,150 --> 00:51:30,310 I know that guy. 432 00:51:30,810 --> 00:51:31,890 No, you don't. 433 00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:34,090 He came to campus last year. 434 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:36,450 Oh, my God, you're right. 435 00:51:37,530 --> 00:51:38,610 What? Who is that? 436 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:39,970 Holy shit! 437 00:51:40,950 --> 00:51:42,190 That's Michael Connor. 438 00:51:43,290 --> 00:51:45,070 He's a Republican congressman. 439 00:51:45,610 --> 00:51:46,930 He's from the South. 440 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,270 Georgia? 441 00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:49,630 Georgia, yeah. 442 00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:51,070 What are you doing? 443 00:51:51,510 --> 00:51:54,370 I'm calling the National Enquirer. We could make a couple hundred thousand off 444 00:51:54,370 --> 00:51:55,370 that footage. 445 00:51:55,410 --> 00:51:58,150 Hey, you know that video of the rock star and his wife? 446 00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:01,290 I think they sold about a million copies of that on a website. 447 00:52:02,150 --> 00:52:05,450 We ought to put this on the web and send an alert to all of our members. 448 00:52:06,810 --> 00:52:07,810 Sounds good to me. 449 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:30,980 To more sex scandals. 450 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,400 To more sex. 451 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,300 To more sex. 452 00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:39,900 Just for once? 453 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:46,280 We 454 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:55,980 need 455 00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,240 more pictures for our website. 456 00:52:58,830 --> 00:53:00,370 Dan Silverman called yesterday. 457 00:53:00,570 --> 00:53:04,150 He is furious about that whole sex scandal thing. 458 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:07,270 Yeah, but the National Enquirer loves the story. 459 00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:11,070 What are we going to do? I got kicked out of the university. 460 00:53:11,790 --> 00:53:14,470 So, you're making tons of money. What are you complaining for? 461 00:53:15,090 --> 00:53:18,910 I don't know. I just didn't want to make money this way. I mean, I want to have 462 00:53:18,910 --> 00:53:19,910 a real job. 463 00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:22,190 What am I going to tell my dad? 464 00:53:22,470 --> 00:53:24,990 I just made $30 ,000 because... 465 00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:28,700 I sold a video of me and a congressman having sex. 466 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,620 Hey, we are entrepreneurs. 467 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,460 We are the sex entrepreneurs of the Internet. 468 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,140 Oh, sex entrepreneurs. Won't that look nice on my resume? 469 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,260 You only need a resume if you're going to work for somebody else, and you're 470 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,380 going to work for anybody else. 471 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,120 We make our own money, and we work for ourselves. 472 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,440 Well, maybe I just need a vacation. 473 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,220 Now, that's a great idea. 474 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,080 Why don't we go to Hawaii today? 475 00:53:53,629 --> 00:53:55,370 Should we call David or John? 476 00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:58,470 Yeah, let's leave them a message and tell them we had a big emergency. 477 00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:26,029 Thank you. 478 00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:32,530 So, what do you want to do? Want to go to the beach? 479 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,790 No, I think I'm going to do a little shopping. 480 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,950 Maybe if I'm lucky I'll stumble onto a good sex scandal. 481 00:54:38,670 --> 00:54:42,250 But we're here to relax and have fun and have some sex. 482 00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:45,970 Don't you worry. I'll be back in about an hour and then we'll go out and start 483 00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:46,709 some trouble. 484 00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:47,710 Okay. 485 00:54:48,490 --> 00:54:49,490 Fine. 486 00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:50,610 Go ahead. 487 00:54:50,990 --> 00:54:51,990 Leave me. 488 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:07,400 Hello. You ordered some towel? I did, and I'll take you too. 489 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,740 What have you been doing? 490 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,380 I called room service. 491 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:18,860 He was yummy. 492 00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:22,980 Okay, so I guess you didn't get a chance to check our emails then. 493 00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:26,540 Who is it? 494 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:28,480 Police. Hold it up. 495 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,300 I'm Sergeant Marley. 496 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,380 This is my partner, Officer Ho Rosenstein. 497 00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,060 Stein. Sorry. 498 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,660 Are you Melissa Foster? 499 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:49,740 Yes, sir. 500 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,120 You come downtown with us, sister. 501 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,140 Excuse me, what is this about? 502 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,720 Who are you? 503 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,820 I'm Christina Weber. 504 00:58:58,140 --> 00:59:00,200 Ah, you come with us too, sister. 505 00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:07,460 Yeah, that's one of our tapes. 506 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,660 Dan Silverman says you stole them. 507 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:11,540 That's a lie. 508 00:59:11,820 --> 00:59:12,820 He gave it to us. 509 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:17,700 Dan Silverman's a very important man. One of his tapes has already been sold 510 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:18,700 the tabloids. 511 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,980 He'd like to avoid another scandal if he can. 512 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,920 Well, then, maybe he shouldn't. What does he want? 513 00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:27,060 He wants your holly ass. Whoa -ho. 514 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,960 All he wants are his tapes back and his pictures taken off your website. 515 00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:38,580 Are we under arrest? 516 00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:41,460 Not if you play ball. 517 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,060 Can I make a phone call? 518 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,840 Make it quick. 519 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,920 Mr. Malick, please. 520 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:55,860 Christina, where the hell are you? 521 00:59:56,340 --> 00:59:59,760 I'm in Hawaii. Listen, we really need to return those tapes to Mr. Silverman. 522 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,840 So could you please send them to Washington, Mr. Malick? 523 01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:04,480 Is there a problem, Christina? 524 01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:07,400 Yes, there is. So please do it right away. 525 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,960 and also delete all of the pictures from the website. 526 01:00:53,430 --> 01:00:54,550 David. What happened? 527 01:00:55,490 --> 01:00:57,570 Somebody got upset about the tapes, and we have to fly back. 528 01:00:58,230 --> 01:00:59,390 I'll explain it all later. 529 01:01:05,010 --> 01:01:08,350 I work for Mr. Silverman. I need the tapes and the floppy disk. 530 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:12,310 Everything's in there. 531 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,580 I just spoke with the dean and they've offered me my job back for next year. 532 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,780 Are you going to accept? 533 01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:29,780 I love to teach. It's what I do. I'm a teacher. 534 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,320 You're not a sex entrepreneur? 535 01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,940 No. 536 01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:36,920 I love to make love to you, but I'm not a sex entrepreneur, no. 537 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,360 Should we go home? 538 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,300 Is that a proposition? 539 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,560 Yes. 540 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:42,780 My place? Your place? 541 01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,820 Your... 542 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,420 Finally, you guys are back. 543 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,160 John's going back to teaching. 544 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,600 Great. What are you guys doing? 545 01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:29,520 I'm looking through these tapes. 546 01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:31,680 Your Prince Silverman is after something. 547 01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:33,300 Thought you gave him back these tapes. 548 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,820 I made dubs first. 549 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,580 What do you think? 550 01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:38,480 Think he's upset about the Senator? 551 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,080 No, there's something else. 552 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,240 He's after these tapes. The cops are after these tapes. There's something on 553 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,200 them. Someone we didn't recognize who's important. 554 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:49,260 How will we recognize him? 555 01:04:49,899 --> 01:04:51,600 Him or her, I don't know. We'll see. 556 01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:37,590 It's her. It's her. 557 01:05:38,270 --> 01:05:39,310 Sarah Mansfield. 558 01:05:40,090 --> 01:05:41,670 Ooh, that's a nice scandal. 559 01:05:41,910 --> 01:05:43,630 The wife of the Secretary of State. 560 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,250 What are you doing? 561 01:05:47,870 --> 01:05:51,030 Call the National Enquirer. Tell them I'm going to email that video right now. 562 01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:52,310 Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't do that. 563 01:05:52,830 --> 01:05:56,130 Are you kidding? She's with a woman and another man, and elections are in three 564 01:05:56,130 --> 01:05:58,430 months. Do you know what the government will do to us to get that video? 565 01:05:59,050 --> 01:06:00,070 Yeah, they'll kill us. 566 01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:02,670 Come in. 567 01:06:05,070 --> 01:06:06,070 Excuse me. 568 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,900 I'm sorry to interrupt, but the journalists have been calling. You've 569 01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:12,920 reporters at the door. 570 01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:14,780 What's the situation? 571 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,100 Well, look for yourself. 572 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:23,540 The world of Washington is shocked by the release of a videotape showing a 573 01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:25,420 congressman's wife with a married couple. 574 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,480 Yeah, that's me. 575 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,060 Yeah, I created the website. 576 01:06:48,340 --> 01:06:49,860 Hey, it's a radio station from New York. 577 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,080 Yeah? 578 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:02,540 Are you Christina? 579 01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,340 No, I'm her friend, Melissa. 580 01:07:05,740 --> 01:07:06,740 May we do an interview? 581 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,320 How's my left profile? 582 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,580 Ms. Weber, Ms. Foster! 583 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:14,620 Do you feel like sex goddesses? No comment. 584 01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:15,980 Are you going to be expelled from the university? 585 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,218 No comment. 586 01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:18,220 What are you going to tell Mr. Auckland? 587 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,560 Well, you two certainly have brought hell down on this school. 588 01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:28,260 I have parents complaining, teachers quitting, students doing God knows what. 589 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:32,960 I get 50 calls a day from radio and television stations, and they've gotten 590 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,020 home telephone number. My wife is going insane. 591 01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:41,940 I'm really sorry, sir. On the other hand, I have... a book deal from two 592 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:46,740 separate New York publishing companies. They want my memoirs as the dean of Sex 593 01:07:46,740 --> 01:07:47,740 University. 594 01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:55,000 And I have hundreds of students whose parents grew up in the 60s. They're 595 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,480 nostalgic for the glory days of Berkeley. Sex, drugs, rock and roll, all 596 01:07:59,980 --> 01:08:03,240 Well, they see us as the Berkeley of the new millennium. 597 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:07,780 And I'm being swamped from calls at the business school. Students interested in 598 01:08:07,780 --> 01:08:10,340 starting their own home -based sex internet companies. 599 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:16,460 Apparently, you two are role models of some sort for a lot of people. 600 01:08:17,939 --> 01:08:20,880 So, when can we come back to school? 601 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,680 Does this mean we can start studying again? 602 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:25,920 Yeah. 603 01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:27,359 You know what? 604 01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:30,020 I'm going to go call my parents. They're going to be so happy. 605 01:08:37,810 --> 01:08:40,149 Yes, how can we ever thank you enough? 606 01:08:41,569 --> 01:08:43,149 What are you doing? 607 01:08:45,810 --> 01:08:47,130 I'm a married man. 608 01:08:47,370 --> 01:08:50,970 Oh, that's okay. I'm not the jealous type. I love my wife. 609 01:08:51,270 --> 01:08:52,270 Oh, good for her. 610 01:08:58,970 --> 01:09:00,029 Don't do that. 611 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:02,569 Oh, what's wrong with me? I'll be better than your wife? 612 01:11:57,810 --> 01:11:59,850 Thanks for letting us back in school, Mr. Auckland. 613 01:12:01,190 --> 01:12:03,550 No, thank you. The pleasure was all mine. 614 01:12:06,350 --> 01:12:08,130 Do you guys really want to go back to school? 615 01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:10,210 I do. 616 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:11,250 Yeah. 617 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:12,750 Not really. 618 01:12:13,210 --> 01:12:15,430 What are you going to do? Sex is just a game. 619 01:12:15,830 --> 01:12:17,190 You have to have a real job. 620 01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:19,070 Why? 621 01:12:19,450 --> 01:12:20,450 Why what? 622 01:12:20,530 --> 01:12:22,130 Why do I have to have a real job? 623 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:26,290 Why can't I just enjoy myself and have sex and have fun? 624 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:27,680 Because. 625 01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:29,040 Because you can't. 626 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:30,900 Says who? 627 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,360 Want to go to Hawaii? 628 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,500 You and me? 629 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:35,560 Yeah. 630 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,820 We have our own money and big plans. 631 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:42,480 I don't want to go back to school. I just want to have sex and have fun and 632 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,480 enjoy life. 633 01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:46,140 Are you full with that mail? 634 01:12:56,779 --> 01:12:59,280 Fresh, squeezed, blind juice. 635 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,080 Thanks, honey. 636 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,520 Oh, Melissa's online. 637 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,040 So are you done? 638 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,640 No, I still got to finish the last chapter. 639 01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,480 Have you thought of a title? 640 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:23,220 Well, I can't decide between Sex Goddess or SexCampus .com. 641 01:13:23,630 --> 01:13:24,830 Hmm, sex goddess. 642 01:13:25,050 --> 01:13:27,070 I like that. Sounds like a book I'd want to read. 643 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,910 Yeah, well, you'll read anything with the word sex in the title. 644 01:13:30,310 --> 01:13:31,310 So would you, darling. 645 01:13:31,710 --> 01:13:32,850 Oh, yeah, that's true. 646 01:13:34,570 --> 01:13:36,390 Hey, guys. 647 01:13:37,550 --> 01:13:38,550 Hi, John. 648 01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:39,709 Hey, John. 649 01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:40,710 How was your trip? 650 01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:42,010 Good. 651 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,490 How's Hawaii treating you? You guys still in the same hotel? 652 01:13:46,410 --> 01:13:50,130 Yeah, I really like hotels. I hate making up my own bed and picking up his 653 01:13:50,130 --> 01:13:51,130 towels in the bathroom. 654 01:13:51,670 --> 01:13:54,030 Well, then the hotel is the perfect place for you. 655 01:13:55,090 --> 01:13:57,030 So you're still going to come visit us next week, right? 656 01:13:57,410 --> 01:13:58,790 Yes. Great. 657 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,500 Well... 658 01:15:04,170 --> 01:15:05,970 Yama, way up. 659 01:15:12,630 --> 01:15:13,870 Yama. 660 01:15:15,810 --> 01:15:17,050 Yama. 661 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,100 Bye -bye. 662 01:16:26,730 --> 01:16:27,730 See you on the way. 663 01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:31,650 See you on the way.